He had one of those small greek statue penises
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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