found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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