check it out our google latitudes are spooning
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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