...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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