his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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