I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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