Plan B is the new Plan A
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
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