he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
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