Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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