I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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