She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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