Do vagina's smell?
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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