He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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