Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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