Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
Randomize
