Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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