so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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