Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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