and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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