He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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