Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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