their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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