Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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