I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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