Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
is this the sara with the beer cane?
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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