whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Liz is crying about burritos again.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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