i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
