isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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