And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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