she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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