Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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