May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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