I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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