Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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