I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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