How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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