You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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