love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
It's blow job season.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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