i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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