Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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