My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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