she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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