We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
whose parrot is this?
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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