So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Floor bacon is actually really good
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