letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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