I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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