Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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