what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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