If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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