Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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