tell your sister to shave her snatch
I want you more than these girls want KFC
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Randomize
