i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
