would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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