they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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