Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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