Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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