Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Houston, we have a squirter
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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