My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
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